Sunday, March 1, 2009

THE OFFICIAL ANN COULTER SUICIDE WATCH: DAY 1: (Annie (the leader) has one week to FIX this, millions of lives are at stake)

1. They say she has a serious case of foot in mouth disease, maybe dimentia
2. They say she is a major league hypocrite, always got a way to stick others with the bill?
3. They say her momma is a hillbilly and she uses men, not to make them evil, but to make her valuable
4. First Rush Limbaugh goes down in flames, then Sean Hannity goes down in flames, now the official Ann Coulter suicide watch begins; how close is she to God (rip the microphone from their cold dead hands?)
5. Restoration weekend and how to rebuild the conservative moment?
6. Will they all drink the Kool-aid together?
7. Place your bets (odds 5 to 1) whether she blows her head off or one of her "love triangle" stalkers becomes her "black widow" mate. Who to blame? The rescuers, YAF, CPAC, the Republicans, the stalkers, the communists, the liberals, or the evil world?
8. After deemed a failure, Ann Coulter looses her 401k (no more trophy hubby), drinks and smokes heavily, gets in car accident, is crippled, becomes an invalid, and is no longer a sex kitten loved by this world. Her stalkers in a mental clarity, decide to take care of her, while her best friend taunts her for a reckless and cruel life!

Official Ann Coulter Watch Page (Is she the leader of this world or a fraud, a cruel hoax on us all?): http://responses2satwar.blogspot.com/

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